Me: *sitting on the porch in my rocking chair, looking out into the distance* I remember when we lost Wall Maria to the Titans...
Grandkids: that never actually happened
Grandkids: you're confusing real life with anime again
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall